so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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