I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
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You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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