Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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