your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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