Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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