I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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