In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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