if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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