I faked an abortion last night.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
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You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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