Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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