I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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