We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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