This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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