I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
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