But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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