I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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