Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
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