I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Randomize