what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
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We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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