I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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