I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
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He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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