i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
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He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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