STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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