U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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