That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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