Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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