Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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