This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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