Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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