No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
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Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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