just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
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Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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