that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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