East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
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