i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"