No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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