Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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