We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
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