Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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