I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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