Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I made him laugh his dick is mine
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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