i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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