Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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