We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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