I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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