I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
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It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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