the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
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I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
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