I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
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I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
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Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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