dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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