Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
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ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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