What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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