is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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