So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
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