Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
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You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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