did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
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i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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