I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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