Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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