I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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