used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
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We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
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At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize