halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
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I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
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I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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