so that wasnt chicken after all
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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